I Found It!!

Today I discovered this year's Halloween costume!!

I did not partake of Halloween festivities last year. While working at a horrible little coffee shop, I toiled away all Hallow's eve. Too make the situation even worse, my pay check from that month bounced (as did the next month), and I am still waiting for remuneratetion. My theiving coworker made off with my half of the tip jar (a good $30 or so). Bitter am I! Halloween was shanghaied!
This year,to make up for last's, I plan on hosting a Halloween party. I've decided on a costume that I need to start working on now. It's a little bawdy, a bad pun at best, and the alter ego a great Elizabethan Poet. It's great.
So here's where it gets dangerous: Chipper pretending to be an electrical engineer, and planning on wearing is creation next to his skin. I hope I have enough electrical tape!