Name this Toy
A present from New York
!Crash! Thud! tears, that was the sound of me stealing this gag from Beaky. Anyways, my parents got back from their trip, and this was the souvenir my mom picked up for me. It's a turtle, it's a lump, uuhh, it's an unmentionable. Maxypants swears it's not a dog toy, but I still harbor doubts. Help me name my new _____, and figure out what it is.
The winner of this contest gets 200 Chipper points, and yes, you may exchange Chipper points for an actual rewards. (Like obligation , sarcasm, or bad poetry)
posted by Jeff @ 4:58 PM
15 Comments:
That looks like something my gay artist uncle in New York would make, if he did strange stuffed animals instead of flat paper and photograph weavings.
Oh, and Kate's mad at me.
I think it's a multifuntional deivce:
The four "feety" looking things are a back massage device
The pointy "tail" is a headscratcher of the finest type
The flip side has a slit in it, a coin purse
and the "head"... well, look at it
I have a good idea, why don't you attempt to read the "card" so attached to it to discern its function?
The card attached tells me it is a handcraftes original, made with lova care, of 100% cotton, and so on.
Umm people, The point of the contest is to give it a name. Like Bob, Joe, Mary . . .
Hang the name! It needs functionality first. The name is revealed in what it can do.
Perhaps I'll just win my own chipper points. I like the name Pubert
Pubertsockturtlehippietoy. There, that's its name.
MrStubbs
Ginger
FreeWilly
Marcus
Larry
Dingle
Piddles
Funkalicious
Pinkerton
Juicyfruit
WobblyBucket
FernGully
Giles
and Fred
I scoff at your choice of suggesting fred. Scoff I say! SCOFF!!!
Just be glad I didn't suggest "WubblyWittleBabyMikeyPantsyFace." That was going to be next on my list.
I would make your nipples disappear forever. And every boy nipple you ever lust after will be surgically removed.
*Hurt look* You wouldn't dare...
No, I guess I wouldn't, cuz it would be cruel to deprive the world of SuperKateNipples.
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